COLD!

by | Oct 7, 2026 | I Like That Story

Smart? 🥶🧊

I’m waiting for transport from New Hampshire to Boston on a beautiful, crisp October day.

I see these massive granite benches for people to sit on.

Virtually indestructible. Impervious to the weather. “They’ll never wear out,” I’m thinking.

Smart.

So I sit down.

Hard.

Cold.

I mean COLD.

That stone sucked the heat out of my butt faster than an ice bath.

So I decided to sit on the one basking in the sunshine.

Same thing.

COLD.

I looked around.

About 15 of these things—and nobody was sitting on them.

For obvious reasons.

So now I’m asking:

Smart?